I don’t know what this guy is selling but I’m buying twenty packs of it

ajacquelineofalltrades:

_{Amy Adams talks Lois Lane with EMPIRE}

THAT SIDE EYE

I want to sleep but i had a head injury earlier and they say you have to wait some time before going to bed and I just

argh

ebuddies:

call my dick gatsby bc its great 

phleps:

survey: do you regret following me yet

(Source: ericktion)

sharonosbourne:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

no one will ever touch it

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

(Source: iraffiruse)

_{Hi y’all! Welcome to Lydia After Dark!}

(Source: hoechloin)

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?

I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

theinvisiblestud:

The scariest thing about Tumblr is if you step out of line or become wrong about something the community will literally bully you into deleting your blog and then mock you by doing this